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Default vehicle for guys that want to get laid but don’t: BMW 3-series with obsessively clean interior. Close runners up: Acura, various models, especially the RSX with obsessively clean interior, and the Lexus IS 300, all interiors.Newsflash, losers: owning a BMW 3-series or an Acura RSX won’t magically get you laid. The same goes for the “I want to get laid bad enough to buy a nice car but I’m not willing to pay real luxury car prices so I’ll buy the cheapest Lexus they make,” poor man’s BMW IS 300.
If you want a vehicle that will help you to get laid, get a pickup truck or a motorcycle. I guarantee you will get laid.
But a boring guy won’t buy a pickup truck or a motorcycle. Why? Pickup trucks “waste too much gas” and motorcycles are “too dangerous.” Perfectly reasonable, yet completely boring reasons.
Guys that buy pickup trucks or motorcycles aren’t thinking about getting laid. Well, at least not when they’re making the purchase. They’re thinking about doing something real, and fun. Real and fun are rare commodities. No wonder those guys get laid.
But doing something real and fun isn’t on the agenda of a boring guy. He’s just interested in doing something expensive. But not too expensive.
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1 Ally // Apr 30, 2008 at 12:13 am
As someone that has worked in the auto insurance industry for years…BMW owners are the WORST. Talk about whiny, bitchy babies when it comes to accidents!
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