If It Feels Good Do It

A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ON GOOGLE TALK GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
me: got a DS
just arrived
nintendo DS i mean

leon: cool. now you can play nintendogs
do coke
bang hot chicks
Dude. Leon, I like the way you think. Sounds like a winning combo.
ADDITIONAL CORRESPONDENCE FROM YESTERDAY
I received two text messages from my sweet ex [...]

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On Monday I had an emotional moment. I sold my motorcycle.
I took a picture of it before I rode it to work for the last time.

But it is in good hands now. I sold it to my co-worker and good friend Hoang. After he bought it he immediately took it from work to the gas [...]

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I spent half of Saturday recovering from a drunk and stoned Friday night. In other words, I took a nap.
The other half I spent at two different barbecues. Sum total of evites for the weekend was three, including my lawyer’s birthday celebration on Friday. Just try to beat that shit. You can’t.
I DON’T KNOW [...]

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I got stoned out of my mind last night. Before that I got completely drunk. Ironically, it was with my lawyer. Maybe it wasn’t that ironic.
We watched Airplane. I used to watch that movie all the time when I was a kid. I thought it was totally funny.
When I watched it last night I [...]

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Holy shit am I going bald?
there was a lot of scalp at the top of my head. I could only see it if I bent forward. maybe it was just my haircut. or maybe I was just another obsessively vain dude from California.
Oh well I like short girls anyways.
I was in the bathroom of [...]

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People sometimes think I’m a Raiders fan. Wrong. It’s an obsession.
I got my 2008 season ticket package yesterday. It was a package, literally. Like, it came in a box.

Inside was all kinds of shit.

My favorite thing besides the tickets was the FAN CODE OF CONDUCT, with a huge list of prohibited actions.

Clearly the NFL produced [...]

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I had been drinking too much. I didn’t eat well. I didn’t go to the gym. I had stopped doing zazen.
I hadn’t taken a shower in three days and my razor was broken. I looked like a Neanderthal.
I was at a club.
I was in a bad way. it had been about 24 four hours [...]

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In any relationship there is a before, a during, and an after part. In a monogamous relationship, I’m only into the before part. Fuck the rest of that shit.
Just kidding. That’s not really the way I feel. Or, I guess I should say, I don’t know if that’s the way I feel or not. [...]

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It seems like most people’s favorite video is Gossip Vision, but there are a select few who have told me they like Traveling Canadians are a Pain the most.
The heart-crotch dance sequence at the end of Gossip Vision was originally planned for the beginning of Traveling Canadians are a Pain.
I couldn’t tell you what [...]

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It’s 1984. Again. Hypothetically, I mean. And hypothetically, your girlfriend has just left you.
You try getting coked out of your mind. It doesn’t help. You grow your mullet longer. It doesn’t work.
Prozac hasn’t even been invented yet and there’s no such thing as Viagra. What’s a badboy like you supposed to do at a time [...]

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