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In any relationship there is a before, a during, and an after part. In a monogamous relationship, I’m only into the before part. Fuck the rest of that shit.
Just kidding. That’s not really the way I feel. Or, I guess I should say, I don’t know if that’s the way I feel or not. I just type stuff off the top of my head. I don’t really think about whether or not it’s true.
But why do I type stuff like that and put it online? Why even have a blog like this in the first fucking place?
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you what this blog is all about.
Actually first let me tell you what this blog is not all about.
This blog is not about recording the events of my life accurately and completely.
Now I’m just going to say one more thing. That thing is this: this blog is just a blog.
7 responses so far ↓
1 Allen // Jul 20, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Feelings, nothing more than feelings.
Ladies and gentlemen…I present the new Albert Morris!
2 lou // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:15 am
this is a clusterfuck of rhetorical questions, statements and retractions.
3 The Baglady // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:36 am
Ultimately, all blogs are narcissistic and tools for getting attention and adoration. So since that goal is rather puerile, it doesn’t matter that you exaggerate. Besides..people forget crap you write on the internet anyway. For example, last Friday both Jim and my friend Jacob asked me if I wanted to go hang out with them. When I told them that I already had plans they both said, “oh right, I read that on your blog”. So basically, recording the events of your life serves no purpose and it’s better to write something more amusing.
4 Ally // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:40 am
Bowman, have you been dipping into my drugs?
5 Mr Levy // Jul 21, 2008 at 8:46 am
I have some friends who love reading your blog, but really never met you, so I crack up when they are like “dude…your friend Ian is ca…ray…zee!!!
You wild man, you!
You should blog about the time you and I went to the gun range to shoot guns… and be men, but the wait was too long so we went frolicking through the forrest talking about “life” instead…and stayed completely sober the whole time!
6 Ian Bowman // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Regarding Allen’s comment - For those of you who are like “Morris Albert. Wha…?” you can check this out.
lou - I wasn’t aware of that. Sweet! I’ll try to take the statements out next time. It will just be rhetorical questions and retractions.
The Baglady - How can something be “rather puerile?” It’s either puerile or it isn’t. My goals are extremely puerile.
Ally - No. Hook me up. I was a little doped up when I wrote this, though.
Mr Levy - Hahaha. That was an awesome day. My favorite part was calling my mom up during the hike. “Hi Mom, I’m with Leon. We were supposed go to the shooting range to shoot guns but the wait was too long at the range and now we’re hiking through the forest together getting in touch with our sensitive side like two gay dudes.” Then my mom was all “Good! I’m glad! That certainly sounds like a MUCH more enjoyable activity. You don’t need to shoot all those guns and be so weird all the time.”
7 Allen // Jul 22, 2008 at 10:21 am
Or the very talented cover version which also features much in the way of feelings:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8Q7Fsa_Vs
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