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A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ON GOOGLE TALK GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
me: got a DS
just arrived
nintendo DS i mean
leon: cool. now you can play nintendogs
do coke
bang hot chicks
Dude. Leon, I like the way you think. Sounds like a winning combo.
ADDITIONAL CORRESPONDENCE FROM YESTERDAY
I received two text messages from my sweet ex ex girlfriend.
From: Nicole
Hey hows it going? I felt your rage today as seen in your recent post on the vegas pants vs. Boring house owner
That’s quite some rage.
Well, of course I was sorry to hear that and asked her what prompted it.
From: Nicole
Long story, by the way, i am not sure but i get an emo vibe from you
Emo vibe? Selling my bike was an emotional moment, but I’m not emo. The only vibe you should feel from me is the horny vibe, and I’m not just talking about when I reminisce about when me n u were on the menu.
This post is kind of embarrassing because now people know I have a nintendo DS. Note that I got it with rewards points from my citi mastercard. But yeah, in addition to being a full-time sex addict and recreational drug user, I also experiment with being a dork.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Allen // Jul 31, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I always wish you success in your endeavors.
2 thebaglady // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I challenge you on brain age!
3 Ian Bowman // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Allen - Indeed you do.
thebaglady - That’s right, you have a DS too. Sweet! Now we’ll have something to play when I’m at your place besides “you show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”
4 Alex // Aug 1, 2008 at 9:30 pm
“when me n u were on the menu.”
Jesus Christ, Ian, I thought you hated puns, and then you throw that one out there. That actually made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.
(still at the office, btw)
5 Ian Bowman // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Alex - I’m going to tell you the same thing you heard me say to AB at the company picnic: That’s one of the best compliments I’ve heard in a long time.
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