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BEST COMMENT PROVIDING EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE TAKES MY EVALUATION OF COMMENTS TOO SERIOUSLY
Allen on Favorite Reader Comments, June 2008
I’m thinking about working on my candidacy for worst comments now. Hm…
BEST BLAH BLAH BLAH WITH SOME COMPLIMENTS THROWN IN BUT THEN HEY IT’S ALL ABOUT ME AND HERE’S A LINK TO SOMETHING I WROTE SPAM COMMENT
The Baglady on Red Glare
loved this post. Especially this part: “Today, you were too afraid to admit you wanted to get laid to the wife you wish you didn’t marry. Today, you got a degree that your parents told you to get so that they could brag to other parents.”
Then again, America the country also spews out a lot of propaganda that makes you think you are free, but in fact you are still an indentured servant to be taxed into oblivion. Anyway, here is my 4th of July post: http://www.wisebread.com/patriotism-and-personal-finance-a-brief-walk-through-american-history
BEST EVIDENCE OF SOMEONE LEARNING SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM MY BLOG
Ross on 80s Metal For Coke Addicts III: The Ratt Album “Out of the Cellar”
Some may say you’re a bad influence. I just want to say, “Thanks!”. It would have taken me months to understand the lyrics and more time to find the true meaning behind them.
This makes me want to grab a bag of coke, a couple of girls, party, listen to Ratt, and get some lady skirts high… high in the night.
BEST AND MOST USEFUL ADVICE STYLE COMMENT
Alex on Life With A Loaded Gun
I found this to be a pretty good rule in life:
“no coke on Mondays”
BEST MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTION STYLE COMMENT
I, the People on Life With A Loaded Gun
Lil’ Wayne is:
a) a venereal disease
b) a menstrual bleed
c) bothhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080616200613AAZtZuU&show=7
BEST COMMENT, PERIOD
Ross on Favorite Reader Comments, June 2008
Fucking A. I didn’t make the “cut”. You bitch!
Pick one of my 2 extremely stupid comments and put that in there with some witty shit for “best of”… FUCK! jezz
4 responses so far ↓
1 Allen // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Note to self: Need to apply strategy for worst comments. Optimize for worst once per week at minimum. Can make great comment and additionally make a sucky comment.
Additional note to self: Don’t let Ian know about this strategy.
Note to self: Oops. I think I leaked the strategy. Damn.
2 Ross // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Ah, I made it! Woo Woo!
p.s. Tonight is Slayer then “Texas Chainsaw”? If I was a girl (anywhere) I’d be guarding my panties tonight… better yet, just don’t wear panties. hehe
3 Ian Bowman // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Allen - That strategy doesn’t sound so bad as long as you can actually leave a great comment once per week. Here is what to avoid at all costs whilst in pursuit of that endeavor. 1) Puns. 2) Quotes that people are either bored with because they’ve heard them so many times, or they don’t give a shit about because they’ve never seen or heard the song or movie you’re referencing.
Ross - Dude, if you “was a girl blah blah blah?” I don’t know what you’re talking about but, uh… actually I don’t even know how to finish that sentence so let me just say dude I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Oh, and in terms of listening to Slayer followed by watching “The Texas Chainsaw Masacre,” tonight I’m occupied with a capitol “OMFG Ian. Yes! Yes! Pound me!”
(So, how about next week?)
4 thebaglady // Aug 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
HAHAHAHA thanks. Oh yeah here’s my update on San Mateo Home Sellers in Trouble:
http://sanmateore.dreamhosters.com/2008/08/july-2008-troubled-sellers-update-part-3-pacifica-to-woodside/
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