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Vlog IV: On Safeway

August 20th, 2008 · 14 Comments · Humor, Video

What did you notice the last time you were in Safeway?

My latest video is all about what I noticed. It’s on Safeway.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 lou // Aug 20, 2008 at 12:14 am

    this makes me think that the news should probably be conducted shirtless as well.

  • 2 Ally // Aug 20, 2008 at 2:40 am

    Incontinent products are gross? Would you rather have some 89 yr old g-ma piss on your ladykiller boots? I think not. I know my shoes feel safer knowing that my Safeway sells Depends for the eldies.

    Also, that’s Gulden’s mustard in the video, Bowman, not Heinz. Get it right… what are you Canadian?

  • 3 Allen // Aug 20, 2008 at 9:16 am

    That last one handed comment got me laughing. Love it.

    Let’s at least keep this stuff out of the dessert isle.

  • 4 Missy // Aug 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Haven’t watched the Vlog yet (no speakers on my work computer), but feel the need to comment.
    I approve of the lack of shirt. I’m a bigger fan of no pants (as you know) but hey, half naked is half naked right?

  • 5 Jon // Aug 20, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    “Also, that’s Gulden’s mustard in the video, Bowman, not Heinz. Get it right… what are you Canadian?”
    Seriously . . .

    Anyway Safeway can be a strange place:
    A week or so ago I was doing some late night shopping when I saw someone pushing some bagpipes in a cart. I asked the clerk if they sold bagpipes now and he replied “Oh no, he is just mentally unstable and likes to push them around “.

    Of course that wasn’t nearly as strange as when he picked them up and started playing Happy Birthday to the cheers of the workers.

  • 6 interloper from the east // Aug 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    I find the video “Ian Bowman on some aspects of Safeway” to be a profoundly informative. I think it deserves to be shown during English classes in Eastern Europe as good educational material for people who wish to learn about American culture. And on top of that students can pick up useful words like “incontinence”. Marvelous!

  • 7 Hapa Girl // Aug 22, 2008 at 11:06 am

    30 years on the planet and an MS degree - you just became aware of the term “incontinence” and that they sell these products in a grocery store?

  • 8 Ian Bowman // Aug 23, 2008 at 12:56 am

    lou - Girl, there is not enough of you in this world. Unlike some of these other fools.

    Ally - Canadian? That’s low.

    Alright, I’m over it. I forgot about your medical issues. My bad for being insensitive about incontinence.

    And I didn’t say that was a picture of Heinz Mustard, I just said Incontinence was not something I wanted to look at when I bought Heinz mustard. Is Incontinence something you want to look at when you buy Heinz mustard? I thought not.

    Allen - Ah, some sanity. Yes, let’s keep that shit out of the dessert aisle.

    Missy - I think one of these Thursdays I’ll show up with no shirt. Then the next Thursday I’ll show up with no pants.

    Jon - What the eff is this? No, I’m not Canadian. If I was Canadian I’d join the “Jon and Ally club” and criticize free entertainment on youtube.

    interloper from the east - “Marvelous!” If only I had a nickel for every time I did NOT hear that regarding something I did.

    Hapa Girl - Girl, there is only one of you in this world. And that is too much.

    I just looked through my notes from grad school. Take a wild guess which of the following was not in them.

    A. Recursion.
    B. Delaunay triangulation.
    C. How to shit in your pants optimally: Applied Incontinence Theory.

    Ok, ok, just kidding. Recursion wasn’t in my notes either. I learned that as an undergrad.

  • 9 Ally // Aug 23, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Sheesh, Ian, you’re really showing your true colors today. And I’ve never heard of a color called b*tch. Are you sure you weren’t looking for the feminine products aisle?

    xo,
    ally

    You know I adore you…even if you are a Canuck. =)

  • 10 Ian Bowman // Aug 23, 2008 at 1:18 am

    Hahaha, you’re an idiot :D

  • 11 Ally // Aug 23, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Just keep talkin’ the smack Bowman… and be glad you don’t live close by. :P

  • 12 Ian Bowman // Aug 25, 2008 at 1:28 am

    Good point. If that ever changes I’ll be sure and laminate my furniture.

  • 13 G money // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    wow who’s that hot guy holding that big melon?

  • 14 Ian Bowman // Sep 5, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Considering the fact that you’re the girl in the photo trying to act like she’s not having the time of her life, I thought you would know that guy is already.

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