If It Feels Good Do It

I have become increasingly aware that some people think I’m making stuff up. Fair enough, but I’m not. I used to be sort of paranoid about admitting the truth of my blog due to my job. Now I don’t have that problem any more. The only thing that I wrote recently that was fictional was [...]

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In my apartment there is no time. Or there is only one time. And this is it. My clock eerily stopped working when I became unemployed. It was so weird I had a seizure. I barfed in the toilet. I danced like a virgin. Or maybe the battery just got weak. The second hand perpetually [...]

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In the morning when I woke up, I was dirty. I wanted to go to the bathroom, but there were a bunch of things I needed to do before that. First I would “shower” with my tarp and modified water carton. Immediately after was the only time I was really clean, so I’d put in [...]

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getting weak and stuff everyday is one day closer to death but everyday I am still here it’s funny I never feel my own age when people call me a man I think they’re talking about someone else or something that doesn’t fit like whitewalls on a pickup “Alright you guys, I gotta go to [...]

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full blown agoraphobia i hope not this time not again it’s getting strange though seen a lack of effort and a lack of success seen a presence of effort and a presence of success but not presence of effort but lack of success roommate is being a pain told me to the house was too [...]

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Class was good last night. Another five star poem. And I didn’t have to worry about getting fired the next day. Then I slept nine hours. I don’t even remember the last time I slept nine hours. In fact, I didn’t think it was possible. Well, not until this morning. I think I’ll take the [...]

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Life is different when you ain’t got no job. MONDAY, CONTINUED I went to a cafe to read and write. But I was so tired. I had gotten up in the morning, prepared to do real work. Like at a job. At my former job. But now I was so drowsy, I couldn’t formulate a [...]

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Regarding the plethora of free furniture in my apartment, people often have a comment. “As long as your mattress is not free.” To which I reply eloquently. “Oh.” I used to sometimes hang out with this guy named Jamie Kennedy in high school. He was famous in Benicia for being a spoken word poet, and [...]

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OFFICIAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR SEPTEMBER 11th THIS CONCLUDES THE OFFICIAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR SEPTEMBER 11th Every once in a while I spontaneously conceptualize something that is pure genius. Yesterday was one of those times. OFFICIAL CORRESPONDENCE Format: email Date: Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 6:38 PM Subject: got enough cobra in your life? [...]

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I awoke to the sound of getting my ass beat. It was not pleasant. Then someone grabbed my ankles and pulled me out of bed. The back of my head hit the ground hard. “Put boots on we’re going for a walk.” The accent was Slavic and my ears were ringing. I stayed on the [...]

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