If It Feels Good Do It

I have become increasingly aware that some people think I’m making stuff up. Fair enough, but I’m not.
I used to be sort of paranoid about admitting the truth of my blog due to my job. Now I don’t have that problem any more.
The only thing that I wrote recently that was fictional was the Life [...]

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In my apartment there is no time. Or there is only one time. And this is it.

My clock eerily stopped working when I became unemployed. It was so weird I had a seizure. I barfed in the toilet. I danced like a virgin.
Or maybe the battery just got weak. The second hand perpetually ticks up [...]

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In the morning when I woke up, I was dirty. I wanted to go to the bathroom, but there were a bunch of things I needed to do before that.
First I would “shower” with my tarp and modified water carton. Immediately after was the only time I was really clean, so I’d put in my [...]

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getting weak and stuff everyday is one day closer to death but everyday I am still here it’s funny I never feel my own age when people call me a man I think they’re talking about someone else or something that doesn’t fit like whitewalls on a pickup
“Alright you guys, I gotta go to bed,” [...]

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full blown agoraphobia i hope not this time not again it’s getting strange though seen a lack of effort and a lack of success seen a presence of effort and a presence of success but not presence of effort but lack of success roommate is being a pain told me to the house was too [...]

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Class was good last night. Another five star poem. And I didn’t have to worry about getting fired the next day.
Then I slept nine hours.
I don’t even remember the last time I slept nine hours.
In fact, I didn’t think it was possible. Well, not until this morning.
I think I’ll take the rest of [...]

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Life is different when you ain’t got no job.
MONDAY, CONTINUED
I went to a cafe to read and write. But I was so tired. I had gotten up in the morning, prepared to do real work. Like at a job. At my former job.
But now I was so drowsy, I couldn’t formulate a complete sentence. I [...]

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It’s funny being me.
THURSDAY
And sometimes it’s better than that. Thursday morning was one of those times.
I was hard at work, at work. Then I received two pieces of correspondence.
OFFICIAL CORRESPONDENCE
Format: Text Message
Date: Thursday, September 11, 2008
From: *
Body: Me and * are talking about you.
Format: Text Message:
Date: Thursday, September 11, 2008
From: *
Body: I believe the phrase [...]

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Regarding the plethora of free furniture in my apartment, people often have a comment.
“As long as your mattress is not free.”
To which I reply eloquently.
“Oh.”
I used to sometimes hang out with this guy named Jamie Kennedy in high school. He was famous in Benicia for being a spoken word poet, and more famous for being [...]

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OFFICIAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR SEPTEMBER 11th
THIS CONCLUDES THE OFFICIAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR SEPTEMBER 11th
Every once in a while I spontaneously conceptualize something that is pure genius. Yesterday was one of those times.
OFFICIAL CORRESPONDENCE
Format: email
Date: Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 6:38 PM
Subject: got enough cobra in your life? (answer: no)
Body:
Dudes,
Cobra:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090859/
And Cobra:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Cobra_(malt_liquor)

Tonight at my place [...]

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