What I’m about to write is a little weird.
It was night. I was out on the town with my neighbors. I was already feeling good and doing it when Petey gave me some hits off his joint.
We walked around on the esplanade. I felt like I was going to fall over. But I didn’t. I’m Ian.
IAN BOWMAN EXCLUSIVE REPORT
I’m thinking of just changing my name to Ian Ian Ian.
THIS CONCLUDES THE IAN BOWMAN EXCLUSIVE REPORT
We found a drum circle, and got in on that. Then we left. I looked around at my neighbors. Petey also looked like he was going to fall over. But then again, he always did.
We found a random club along the esplanade. It had mirrored columns, checkered floors and disco music. It was a disco club. I looked around.
“Whoa.”
Suddenly, I understood disco.
Then we left the club, and I left the group. The concentration of following them was too difficult. I went inside a dome that was playing techno music. I was wearing my backpack on my stomach.
When I was a kid my mother would always tell me to dance. My dad would always tell me not to dance, and that dancing was stupid.
I still felt a little weird like I was going to fall over. But then when I danced I felt like my mom could somehow see me dancing.
“Hey mom, check this out: I’m high and I’m dancing.”
But then with the backpack on my stomach it went one step further. Suddenly I felt like I was my pregnant mother. I was my pregnant mother just before I had me. I felt my mothers love for me.
I left the club and headed home. Going home meant I had to walk directly across a wide expanse of not-so-occupied desert, directly in the middle of Black Rock City. All sounds mixed together.
I heard Native American war cries. The sky turned slightly red. And I could hear the war cries and I could see Native Americans circling me out of the corners of my eyes. It was overwhelming, but I felt welcome. I was pumped.
I kept walking and then I heard the sound of drums. Immediately afterward, I found that directly in front of me in the dark was a huge sculpture with drums and other percussion built into it. A bunch of people were banging on the sides. I asked myself a question I had asked myself repeatedly since arriving at BRC.
“Is this real?”
I found a bucket with some drumsticks in it and I got busy. And it was good.
Then I walked back to my camp. I sat down and wrote a hand-written blog entry.
Then I stared off into space. Suddenly, fireworks started going off right where I was staring.
“Is this real?”
Then I stumbled off again with no destination whatsoever. It was almost dawn. Someone was randomly playing a grand piano in a bar, so I sat down and listened to that for a while. There I met this really cool girl named Johanna.
Then I walked over to the Tower Of Babel and watched the sunrise. Then on the way to camp I stopped at an outdoor house party. Some dude with dreadlocks there was butt naked and dancing and running around with an extreme expression of exuberance on his face.
Then at about 8 a.m. I walked to my camp. I slept. I was tired.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Allen // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:09 am
Ian Ian Ian,
It all sounds so fun, and relaxing as well.
2 lou // Sep 6, 2008 at 11:44 am
in other words: you were really high and burning man is a fuckin trip (metaphorically and physically)
ps: m totally jealous
3 Ross // Sep 7, 2008 at 11:32 am
I’ve finished reading the first ~8 lines and want to comment already. But I have nothing to say that would be funny and/or informative.
Ian! (or anyone out there) Can you write witty, funny, extremely insightful comments for me that give people hope and understanding while being short and to the point? ‘Cuz I can’t, but I want to be cool like all of you!
ps: m totally like, you know, totally!
4 Roscoe // Mar 11, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Cloud!!!!!
Whats crackin man, just got my ticket for Burningman last week just checkin in to see if you are going again. We are going to create a beerpong theme camp this year. let me know what the good word is mang.
pieces,
Roscoe
5 Ian Ian // Mar 12, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Roscoe! – Man, this is awesome that you’re letting me know about your beerpong theme camp, haha. That is totally my kind of thing.
But unfortunately I’m probably not going to Burning Man because I’ll probably be leaving the country for a year. The chances of me not leaving the country at this point are somewhat miniscule. However, if I don’t, rest assured I’ll see you badboys in the desert. But hey, how about if I for sure will not be able to make it to Burning Man I just roll up to Washington during the next few months and chill with you dudes for like, a weekend?
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