My buddy was suffering from a lack of confidence with regard to women. I set out to help him. With the goal of compiling the ultimate motivational album, I created something borderline irresponsible: a CD containing the first four major releases from both Motley Crue and Ratt. My friend began listening to the CD and [...]
Entries from February 2009
Motley Crue Vs. Ratt, The Most Unneeded Review Ever Written
February 11th, 2009 · 9 Comments · Reviews
Tags: cokemusiclist
Now That’s My Kind Of Solicitation
February 9th, 2009 · 20 Comments · Favorites, Humor, Memoirs
About a week ago I was chatting online with my cousin Tracy. You know, the one that almost died in China, during the earthquake. The best thing about him surviving that quake is that he continues to have me as a beneficial influence. He was depressed after getting rejected by a few potential employers. (We’ve [...]
Tags: foster city·tracy
What The Eff Is Wrong With Me Lately?
February 4th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Favorites, Humor, Memoirs
I hate NPR. Ok, maybe I don’t hate NPR, but it gets on my nerves. Ok, maybe I don’t hate NPR, but I hate the people that listen to NPR. Ok, maybe I don’t hate the people that listen to NPR, but they get on my nerves. A lot. Actually, I do hate NPR. I [...]
Tags: sedaris
Not Nice
February 2nd, 2009 · 6 Comments · Favorites, Memoirs
I remember when I put a picture of Marie’s place on here. Some people were nauseous. Meanwhile, in San Mateo our apartment has gradually devolved in to that type of mess. I imported many habits from my trip to Asia. Some habits good, some habits bad, but mostly, the worst. I don’t get high any [...]
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