If anyone’s life is too real, please visit the men’s San Mateo Gold’s Gym locker room. It will put the sur back into it.
Recently heard conversation (between two middle aged muscle bound men that did not smell good):
“I got this cat that’s half wild. He’s fuckin’ driving me nuts.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah. So I got an idea. I mean my kids take their teeth and put them in a bag. Then they tie the bag around their neck. You know what I mean?”
“Yeah.”
“So my idea is: I’m gonna cut off my cat’s balls, put them in a bag, and tie them around his neck.”
“Oh.”
“But he’s a cool cat! Plays with my kids. Goes swimming in the pool. If I throw a piece of steak on the ground he will attack it.”
“Oh.”
“It’s half Chinese Leopard or something.”
“Oh. Now that sounds cool.”
And then there’s the the shower room.
Sometimes when I towel myself dry a guy will be showering with his curtain cracked open so that his cock and balls are in plain view. He’ll be staring at me.
Or there will be a guy following me into the steam room, and then into the shower room. Staring at my ass like it’s a precious metal, and following me around like a bipedal magnet.
Or there will be a guy sitting on the bench in the handicapped shower, but the water will not be running. He’ll be drinking a bottled beverage and have a towel wrapped around him. But it won’t be wrapped around his cock and balls. And he will be staring at me.
Haha. Ok ok. All of those things have just happened once. And I go to the gym a lot.
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