If It Feels Good Do It

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Boring
A few nights later I went back to Fern’s. It was a Friday.
Same skate stickers. Same 25 oz Busch. Same dude who was there a few days prior. Apparently.
“Hey!” some dude said. “You were here a few days ago! You came up and talked to me.”
“…Yes! Thank you for remembering. Please excuse me for forgetting [...]

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Nice modeling.

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Since moving down, or even before that, people mentioned Bukowski.
“I’m doing something,” I’d say. “And I’m drunk and stuff.”
“Ha! Like Bukowski!” they’d say.
“OK, now I’m moving to Long Beach,” I’d say.
“Ha! You’re just following in Bukowski’s foot steps!” they’d say.
“Ok, now I live here,” I said.
“You’re getting closer to Bukowski’s old stomping ground,” said [...]

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It’s Friday. Yay.
First, something from everythingisterrible.com.

It makes you feel good inside, doesn’t it?
Scott Meister hooked us up again. This is an actual commercial.

One youtube comment: “Or they could just give me a handjob.”
Finally, below is a link to my favorite Daily Show of the week. Clinton Fans and Fox haters will dig it. Plus [...]

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Whatever beer is cheap.
That’s how my conversation with the bartender began.
Most legs drove me crazy at that time. This was two days ago. The bartender’s legs drove me crazy at that time. This was two days ago. She wore a short dress to make sure she drove me crazy. She walked to the other side [...]

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