If It Feels Good Do It

I have two roommates. One of them is Daniel. I rent my room from him for $500 including all utilities. My other roommate is Silas. I’m better friends with Silas.
But I like Daniel too. He looks, sounds and acts a lot like Hart Bochner in Die Hard.
In Die Hard, Hart Brochner plays Harry Ellis. Harry Ellis [...]

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I am someone you have to meet.
I want that last sentence to sound like a promo for an FX TV series.
I think. Actually I don’t remember back that far.
Some sentence here was supposed to mean something.
And I wasn’t supposed to start a new paragraph but I just did.
Blah blah blah.
I just felt like [...]

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More open-mic stand-up.
I didn’t almost barf this time.
I start out talking about the differences between Northern and Southern California. Then I move on to hand-jobs.
When I tell the joke about the mannequin part of me is thinking, “Oops, that was a little too gross.”

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Someone was willing to hold my camera and film me this time.
I almost threw up before I went on stage.

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I have two fans in my room. One is a ceiling fan, the other a window fan.
In June I moved in and heard them whirling. Whirling. Whirling.  All day, all night. Always whirling.
By July I didn’t notice the fans any more. I left them on at all hours of the day. I, who was not used [...]

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A few weeks ago I started doing open-mic stand-up in Long Beach.
Like last night. And I filmed it. Before that I filmed myself practicing in my room.
The video that follows is a splice of the practice and performance videos. I splice the videos together for a few reasons. One is that a really annoying dude [...]

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