If It Feels Good Do It

I spent half of Saturday recovering from a drunk and stoned Friday night. In other words, I took a nap.
The other half I spent at two different barbecues. Sum total of evites for the weekend was three, including my lawyer’s birthday celebration on Friday. Just try to beat that shit. You can’t.
I DON’T KNOW [...]

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Default employer of boring guys: Google.
God damn guys that work at Google are boring. Don’t tell my ex-girlfriend I said that. Just kidding, you can tell her. She works at Google so of course she knows it.
Default things that guys that work at Google want to talk about:

Google.
Googlers
Being Googly.

I hate how at Google they have [...]

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The following is part of an online chat I had at work yesterday with a good friend of mine. It was a typical exchange. He works at Pixar.
me: did you help work on wall-e in any way shape or form?
(talking to girl about wall-e so it would be a lot cooler if you did)
AC: haha [...]

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I’m one person out of 6.7 billion. You want to know me anyways.
With that in mind, consider the following facts:

Fact 1 - I did not consider the following story particularly noteworthy.
Fact 2 - When I mentioned the following story to a friend of mine, he asked me “Why haven’t I already read that story on [...]

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A lot of people gossip about me.
Maybe they simply see things differently. I mean like, literally. They have gossip vision.
That’s what my latest video is all about.

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I’m going to break some rules. I’m not going to tell you what happened at the bachelor party on Saturday night though.
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES
Sunday morning was the worst of times. It was the after effects of substance abuse. It was being single and alone in a [...]

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[WARNING: The images in the post are definitely NSFW.]
Last Sunday I was at an undisclosed location with my good friend, Allen. Well, we were close to the SFO airport, but that’s all I’m going to tell you for free.
Oh yeah, and we were in a store. Inside the store were stacks and boxes of used [...]

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Default style of vacation taken by someone who doesn’t care about you: A vacation where you’re not invited, and on the vacation they take a million pictures and put them all online.
Girls especially love to do this.
When asked about why they put so many pictures online they’ll say something like “I want to share the [...]

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Consumerism is in a category, along with cheese and porno, where the best of it is remarkably similar to the worst of it. Case in point: the extremely successful consumer haven known as the Dollar Tree.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
The first thing you notice when you walk in is how everything is “arranged.”
When it comes to [...]

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