If It Feels Good Do It

Default employer of boring guys: Google.
God damn guys that work at Google are boring. Don’t tell my ex-girlfriend I said that. Just kidding, you can tell her. She works at Google so of course she knows it.
Default things that guys that work at Google want to talk about:

Google.
Googlers
Being Googly.

I hate how at Google they have [...]

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People sometimes tell me I’m crazy. Alright, not sometimes. Just about everyday someone says to me “Ian, you’re crazy.” They want to know why I do the things I do. Sometimes it’s like they’re saying to themselves “What? You can’t do that! You can’t say that!”
You can.
America is supposed to be a free country, isn’t [...]

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Default vehicle for the liberal elite: Toyota Prius.
Default thing requiring self-sacrifice that a member of the liberal elite does to help the world: absolutely nothing.
Default manifestation of doing absolutely nothing performed by a member of the liberal elite: Placing a “No Blood For Oil” bumper sticker on a Toyota Prius. Close runner up: Placing an [...]

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Check this photo out.

The website mypalmike.com features a “daily caption contest.” In other words, Mypalmike posts a photo online, and readers submit captions that they think are funny. Later, Mypalmike selects the winning caption.
Writing a good caption isn’t easy, and some of the captions submitted are genuinely clever and funny. Some of the captions are, [...]

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Default radio station for people who are offended by the F-word: KOIT.
(KOIT is a bay area radio station that plays “lite rock, less talk.” I’m sure they have a similar radio station, well, everywhere. Except maybe in the pits of hell. They probably have KOIT in the mountains of hell, though.)
Ah yes, KOIT. It’s like [...]

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Default style of vacation taken by someone who doesn’t care about you: A vacation where you’re not invited, and on the vacation they take a million pictures and put them all online.
Girls especially love to do this.
When asked about why they put so many pictures online they’ll say something like “I want to share the [...]

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Default vehicle for guys that want to get laid but don’t: BMW 3-series with obsessively clean interior. Close runners up: Acura, various models, especially the RSX with obsessively clean interior, and the Lexus IS 300, all interiors.Newsflash, losers: owning a BMW 3-series or an Acura RSX won’t magically get you laid. The same goes for [...]

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Default hobby for gainfully employed guys who are not in the habit of doing something even remotely interesting: photography.
If you want to take up photography, here’s how. First, buy a camera. Then take a bunch of pictures. Select the best pictures and put them online. Boom, now you’re a photographer. To become a better [...]

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