If It Feels Good Do It

Ross got me one of those sweet Flip Video cameras for my birthday.
I figured the best way to thank the man was to sneak into his room late at night and freak him out with my skeleton mask. Unfortunately, he wasn’t asleep.

One thing the camera does quite well is film in low light.

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It was February, 2009. It was not a long time ago.
I was discussing the finer things in life. Like Spam.

Or wait. I’m not sure how Spam came up. But there was an Italian guy there. He asked a very Italian question.
“What is Spam?”
“That is a very Italian question,” I said.
“Yes. I mean, I’ve only heard [...]

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My buddy was suffering from a lack of confidence with regard to women. I set out to help him.
With the goal of compiling the ultimate motivational album, I created something borderline irresponsible: a CD containing the first four major releases from both Motley Crue and Ratt.
My friend began listening to the CD and within one [...]

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First of all, I do not recommend going to both Japan and Taiwan during the same trip. But, that’s exactly what I did in January.
On to the review.
CATEGORY #1: GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
Oh man. This is a big one.
Both places have millions of beautiful girls packed into a small area, seemingly single, and who love me [...]

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BEST COMMENT PROVIDING EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE TAKES MY EVALUATION OF COMMENTS TOO SERIOUSLY
Allen on Favorite Reader Comments, June 2008
I’m thinking about working on my candidacy for worst comments now. Hm…
BEST BLAH BLAH BLAH WITH SOME COMPLIMENTS THROWN IN BUT THEN HEY IT’S ALL ABOUT ME AND HERE’S A LINK TO SOMETHING I WROTE [...]

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It’s 1984. Again. Hypothetically, I mean. And hypothetically, your girlfriend has just left you.
You try getting coked out of your mind. It doesn’t help. You grow your mullet longer. It doesn’t work.
Prozac hasn’t even been invented yet and there’s no such thing as Viagra. What’s a badboy like you supposed to do at a time [...]

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Simply put, I love comments. Even negative comments. I love attention. Even negative attention. I guess that’s just one of the things I have in common with Paris Hilton.
Anyways, here are my favorite reader comments from June, 2008.
BEST COURTEOUS COMPLIMENT REGARDING COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE POST
From: Missy on The Real Thing
I was in desperate need of inspiration, [...]

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For Judas Priest’s Defenders Of The Faith, we’re going back to the ultimate year of 80s metal, or well, 80s anything: 1984.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC
You can’t tell a book by it’s cover, but you can tell an 80s metal record by it’s jacket.

What sort of faith does this rip-off Voltron have? Does he have any faith, or [...]

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[WARNING: The images in the post are definitely NSFW.]
Last Sunday I was close to the SFO airport.
That’s all I’m going to tell you for free.
Oh yeah, and I was in a store with stacks of used vinyls, VHS tapes, and other things random.
I found a retro issue of “CHOPPER” magazine.
“THE REAL BIKER LIFESTYLE”

On [...]

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Most people have never even heard of the German metal band Dokken, let alone the song Kiss Of Death. That’s too bad.
This live version on youtube is over the top, even by 80s standards. It’s so over the top that it has Spanish subtitles.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC
This song features a coked up guitar riff written and [...]

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