If It Feels Good Do It

BEST COMMENT PROVIDING EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE TAKES MY EVALUATION OF COMMENTS TOO SERIOUSLY
Allen on Favorite Reader Comments, June 2008
I’m thinking about working on my candidacy for worst comments now. Hm…
BEST BLAH BLAH BLAH WITH SOME COMPLIMENTS THROWN IN BUT THEN HEY IT’S ALL ABOUT ME AND HERE’S A LINK TO SOMETHING I WROTE [...]

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It’s 1984. Again. Hypothetically, I mean. And hypothetically, your girlfriend has just left you.
You try getting coked out of your mind. It doesn’t help. You grow your mullet longer. It doesn’t work.
Prozac hasn’t even been invented yet and there’s no such thing as Viagra. What’s a badboy like you supposed to do at a time [...]

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Simply put, I love comments. Even negative comments. I love attention. Even negative attention. I guess that’s just one of the things I have in common with Paris Hilton.
Anyways, here are my favorite reader comments from June, 2008.
BEST COURTEOUS COMPLIMENT REGARDING COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE POST
From: Missy on The Real Thing
I was in desperate need of inspiration, [...]

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For Judas Priest’s Defenders Of The Faith, we’re going back to the ultimate year of 80s metal, or well, 80s anything: 1984.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC
You can’t tell a book by it’s cover, but you can tell an 80s metal record by it’s jacket.

What sort of faith does this rip-off Voltron have? Does he have any faith, or [...]

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[WARNING: The images in the post are definitely NSFW.]
Last Sunday I was at an undisclosed location with my good friend, Allen. Well, we were close to the SFO airport, but that’s all I’m going to tell you for free.
Oh yeah, and we were in a store. Inside the store were stacks and boxes of used [...]

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Most people have never even heard of the German metal band Dokken, let alone the song Kiss Of Death. That’s too bad.
This live version on youtube is over the top, even by 80s standards. It’s so over the top that it has Spanish subtitles.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC
This song features a coked up guitar riff written and [...]

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I bought GTA IV on the first night it came out.
The GTA series is usually portrayed as interactive gang life that’s full of utter mayhem. This recent GTA IV trailer from Rockstar Games is an example of what I’m talking about.
Well, that’s part of it. But what is not portrayed enough is how funny [...]

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