I am someone you have to meet.
I want that last sentence to sound like a promo for an FX TV series.
I think. Actually I don’t remember back that far.
Some sentence here was supposed to mean something.
And I wasn’t supposed to start a new paragraph but I just did.
Blah blah blah.
I just felt like [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Travel'
Underneath The British Big Long Motorcar Joke
October 16th, 2009 · No Comments · Humor, Travel
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I Like Twitter. I Admit It. And I’m Going To New Orleans And Shit.
April 27th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Favorites, Travel
Someday I will post a list. It will be called Things Increasingly Vogue To Hate That I Don’t. Toward the top of that list — containing Britney Spears, light beer and Christian people — will be twitter.
Twitter.
I originally read about it in the Economist. I checked it out. I thought it was cool. I started [...]
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I Hate Strip Malls. But That’s About it.
April 11th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Travel
I hate strip malls, but that’s about it. I’m serious.
Some think of me as cynical. But actually, I believe in people and they constantly surprise me.
Right now I’m at a strip mall in Costa Mesa. I’m in a Mexican Restaurant. The food is delicious, but somehow since I’m at a strip mall the food [...]
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Currently I Am
April 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Travel
Heading down to Los Angeles to have dinner with my dad. Then I’ll visit a bunch of other people in socal and it will be good.
I’ll return on Sunday. I think.
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Japan Vs. Taiwan (On Vacation)
February 6th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Favorites, Humor, Reviews, Travel
First of all, I do not recommend going to both Japan and Taiwan during the same trip. But, that’s exactly what I did in January.
On to the review.
CATEGORY #1: GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
Oh man. This is a big one.
Both places have millions of beautiful girls packed into a small area, seemingly single, and who love me [...]
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Over The Top
January 20th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Favorites, Travel
DEPARTURE 2 I was still in Tokyo experiencing something like information overload and culture shock combined into one you could call it cultural overload if you felt like I was fatigued on the subway things became strange it was just after sunset and people were slumped over and one guy was stroking his chin [...]
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Belated New Years Post
January 11th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Travel
It’s 2009! I almost forgot.
Alright, alright, let me draft up a list of New Year’s resolutions.
Go to Japan.
Get drunk.
While in Japan.
Bang chicks.
Go to Taiwan.
So far far I’m five for five. Yeah baby!
Ok, ok, just kidding. I haven’t gone to Taiwan yet. But I will. Today. In less than 12 hours.
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Foreign Invader
January 7th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Travel
Kyabakura. It’s too much and not enough at the same time.
In theory and in practice, Kyabakura is a bar where girls come and sit next to you and pour drinks and touch your leg and flirt with you.
I had never been before. We walked into a dimly lit club. It was like an “ultra lounge” [...]
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Hypothetical Correspondence
January 6th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Favorites, Travel
If say, hypothetically speaking there was a girl I loved and I wrote her an email regarding the first few days of my trip to Japan, an excerpt of that email might go a little something like the text below.
Yesterday I wanted to check my email but we couldn’t get my friend’s computer to work. [...]
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A Whole New Level
January 5th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Travel
TAKEOFF
I saw A. Remember A? The girl I met that one time in Vegas? She was even more hilarious than I remembered. But her boyfriend did not look particularly amused by my presence. He was decorated with a Leatherface tattoo. And others.
They were visiting San Francisco. After I took BART home I had dinner with Nicole, [...]
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