If It Feels Good Do It

I am someone you have to meet. I want that last sentence to sound like a promo for an FX TV series. I think. Actually I don’t remember back that far. Some sentence here was supposed to mean something. And I wasn’t supposed to start a new paragraph but I just did. Blah blah blah. [...]

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Someday I will post a list. It will be called Things Increasingly Vogue To Hate That I Don’t. Toward the top of that list — containing Britney Spears, light beer and Christian people — will be twitter. Twitter. I originally read about it in the Economist. I checked it out. I thought it was cool. [...]

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I hate strip malls, but that’s about it. I’m serious. Some think of me as cynical. But actually, I believe in people and they constantly surprise me. Right now I’m at a strip mall in Costa Mesa. I’m in a Mexican Restaurant. The food is delicious, but somehow since I’m at a strip mall the [...]

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Heading down to Los Angeles to have dinner with my dad. Then I’ll visit a bunch of other people in socal and it will be good. I’ll return on Sunday. I think.

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It’s 2009! I almost forgot. Alright, alright, let me draft up a list of New Year’s resolutions. Go to Japan. Get drunk. While in Japan. Bang chicks. Go to Taiwan. So far far I’m five for five. Yeah baby! Ok, ok, just kidding. I haven’t gone to Taiwan yet. But I will. Today. In less [...]

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Kyabakura. It’s too much and not enough at the same time. In theory and in practice, Kyabakura is a bar where girls come and sit next to you and pour drinks and touch your leg and flirt with you. I had never been before. We walked into a dimly lit club. It was like an [...]

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If say, hypothetically speaking there was a girl I loved and I wrote her an email regarding the first few days of my trip to Japan, an excerpt of that email might go a little something like the text below. Yesterday I wanted to check my email but we couldn’t get my friend’s computer to [...]

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TAKEOFF I saw A. Remember A? The girl I met that one time in Vegas? She was even more hilarious than I remembered. But her boyfriend did not look particularly amused by my presence. He was decorated with a Leatherface tattoo. And others. They were visiting San Francisco. After I took BART home I had dinner [...]

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But if you do, that’s ok. Currently en route to Japan. I apologize for the convenience. Of not hitting on your girlfriend. For the next three weeks. For those of you in California.

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Since I’ll be driving my truck, I put this beautiful rideshare ad on craigslist. A dude named Jacob has apparently agreed to take me up on my offer. I’ll meet him in Berkeley, then we’ll go from there.

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