Below are some things I neglected to mention. Beckett’s is close to BART. (It’s on Shattuck and there’s a BART station on Shattuck.) I’ll take BART there. At Beckett’s I will actually look more like this: A very sweet girl from 16 hours in the future sent me a very sweet birthday song. Alright. It’s [...]
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February 19th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Something Else
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I’m Turning 31 This Friday — And You’re Invited
February 17th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Something Else
I didn’t used to understand the phrase, “dirty thirties.” It sounded weird. Well, until I turned 30 last year in Las Vegas. I’m proud to say that within one year I have experienced just about every way possible for a human being to be dirty, figuratively and literally. Anyways, this Friday, Februrary 20th from 8 [...]
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If It Feels Good Don’t Do It
January 30th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Something Else
One of the downsides of being unemployed is that it’s easy to end up spending large portions of the day alone. During daylight hours, I mean. Everyone else is at work. And I hate being alone. That’s one of my not so well concealed, secret weaknesses. Or I used to hate being alone. A lot [...]
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If You Write About Nothing It Becomes Something
September 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Something Else
In my apartment there is no time. Or there is only one time. And this is it. My clock eerily stopped working when I became unemployed. It was so weird I had a seizure. I barfed in the toilet. I danced like a virgin. Or maybe the battery just got weak. The second hand perpetually [...]
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