If It Feels Good Do It

It’s 1984. Again. Hypothetically, I mean. And hypothetically, your girlfriend has just left you.
You try getting coked out of your mind. It doesn’t help. You grow your mullet longer. It doesn’t work.
Prozac hasn’t even been invented yet and there’s no such thing as Viagra. What’s a badboy like you supposed to do at a time [...]

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For Judas Priest’s Defenders Of The Faith, we’re going back to the ultimate year of 80s metal, or well, 80s anything: 1984.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC
You can’t tell a book by it’s cover, but you can tell an 80s metal record by it’s jacket.

What sort of faith does this rip-off Voltron have? Does he have any faith, or [...]

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Most people have never even heard of the German metal band Dokken, let alone the song Kiss Of Death. That’s too bad.
This live version on youtube is over the top, even by 80s standards. It’s so over the top that it has Spanish subtitles.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC
This song features a coked up guitar riff written and [...]

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