If It Feels Good Do It

My buddy was suffering from a lack of confidence with regard to women. I set out to help him. With the goal of compiling the ultimate motivational album, I created something borderline irresponsible: a CD containing the first four major releases from both Motley Crue and Ratt. My friend began listening to the CD and [...]

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It’s 1984. Again. Hypothetically, I mean. And hypothetically, your girlfriend has just left you. You try getting coked out of your mind. It doesn’t help. You grow your mullet longer. It doesn’t work. Prozac hasn’t even been invented yet and there’s no such thing as Viagra. What’s a badboy like you supposed to do at [...]

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For Judas Priest’s Defenders Of The Faith, we’re going back to the ultimate year of 80s metal, or well, 80s anything: 1984. DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC You can’t tell a book by it’s cover, but you can tell an 80s metal record by it’s jacket. What sort of faith does this rip-off Voltron have? Does he have [...]

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Most people have never even heard of the German metal band Dokken, let alone the song Kiss Of Death. That’s too bad. This live version on youtube is over the top, even by 80s standards. It’s so over the top that it has Spanish subtitles. DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC This song features a coked up guitar riff [...]

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