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A Real Press Release

June 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment · Humor

Allen sent me a great piece of corporate b.s. It is a press release from EFI, a company that I used to work for.
First, let me demonstrate how I would have written it.

Efi Selling Land And Buildings
FOSTER CITY, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–May 29, 2008–EFI (NASDAQ:EFII), fucked up.
They bought a bunch of land before. Now they don’t have [...]

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