For almost an entire week I have dreaded getting my license back. The cop who took it was on vacation, so I had to wait until today. I called him up and told him I was at the library. “Ok, I’ll be there in two minutes,” he said. Before he showed up, I prepared myself [...]
Luck, Luck, Luck and Praise the Lord Hallelujah
February 19th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Memoirs
Tags: drunk
Hopefully I’m Not In Jail When You Read This
February 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Memoirs
Whenever I go out drinking with D, something weird happens the next day. Or the same day. And not in a good way. I guess that’s what you get when you drink with a Russian guy. That shit is intense. In August, this happened. In September, this. Last Thursday night, after drinking around two pitchers [...]
Tags: drunk
If You Write About Nothing It Becomes Something
September 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Something Else
In my apartment there is no time. Or there is only one time. And this is it. My clock eerily stopped working when I became unemployed. It was so weird I had a seizure. I barfed in the toilet. I danced like a virgin. Or maybe the battery just got weak. The second hand perpetually [...]
Tags: drunk
Die By The Sword
August 18th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Memoirs
Thursday night in the United States of America. I intended to get drunk. I met up with D for dinner. During dinner we had a few beers. Then we had some wine. Then we had a few shots of bulbash, alcohol that D imported. Then we went to a bar. We met a girl. She [...]
Nothing Like Getting Thrown Out Of A Bar, Literally
June 20th, 2008 · 10 Comments · Favorites, Memoirs
I’m one person out of 6.7 billion. You want to know me anyways. With that in mind, consider the following facts: Fact 1 – I did not consider the following story particularly noteworthy. Fact 2 – When I mentioned the following story to a friend of mine, he asked me “Why haven’t I already read [...]
Tags: bar·drunk·sonoma·steiners·wedding rehearsal
