In my apartment there is no time. Or there is only one time. And this is it.
My clock eerily stopped working when I became unemployed. It was so weird I had a seizure. I barfed in the toilet. I danced like a virgin.
Or maybe the battery just got weak. The second hand perpetually ticks up [...]
Tags: drunk
Thursday night in the United States of America.
I intended to get drunk. I met up with D for dinner. During dinner we had a few beers. Then we had some wine. Then we had a few shots of bulbash, alcohol that D imported. Then we went to a bar. We met a girl. She was [...]
I’m one person out of 6.7 billion. You want to know me anyways.
With that in mind, consider the following facts:
Fact 1 - I did not consider the following story particularly noteworthy.
Fact 2 - When I mentioned the following story to a friend of mine, he asked me “Why haven’t I already read that story on [...]
Tags: bar·drunk·sonoma·steiners·wedding rehearsal
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