I spent half of Saturday recovering from a drunk and stoned Friday night. In other words, I took a nap. The other half I spent at two different barbecues. Sum total of evites for the weekend was three, including my lawyer’s birthday celebration on Friday. Just try to beat that shit. You can’t. I DON’T [...]
People Have Way More Fun Getting Into My Pants Than Visiting Your House So Eff Off
July 28th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Favorites, Humor, Memoirs
Tags: google
Default VI: Employer
July 10th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Favorites, Penetrating Insight
Default employer of boring guys: Google. God damn guys that work at Google are boring. Don’t tell my ex-girlfriend I said that. Just kidding, you can tell her. She works at Google so of course she knows it. Default things that guys that work at Google want to talk about: Google. Googlers Being Googly. I [...]
