If It Feels Good Do It

Some people invite me to their parties. They think I’ll shave ahead of time. They think I won’t get drunk when I’m there. They especially think I won’t show up and hit on girls in that condition.
Some people are wrong, wrong, and especially wrong!
As you know, I went to a Googlers barbecue recently. It [...]

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I spent half of Saturday recovering from a drunk and stoned Friday night. In other words, I took a nap.
The other half I spent at two different barbecues. Sum total of evites for the weekend was three, including my lawyer’s birthday celebration on Friday. Just try to beat that shit. You can’t.
I DON’T KNOW [...]

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Default employer of boring guys: Google.
God damn guys that work at Google are boring. Don’t tell my ex-girlfriend I said that. Just kidding, you can tell her. She works at Google so of course she knows it.
Default things that guys that work at Google want to talk about:

Google.
Googlers
Being Googly.

I hate how at Google they have [...]

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