If It Feels Good Do It

I’m going to write shorter posts from now on. Like the length of the previous two. Sometimes maybe even shorter than that.
I hope you are into it.

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I have become increasingly aware that some people think I’m making stuff up. Fair enough, but I’m not.
I used to be sort of paranoid about admitting the truth of my blog due to my job. Now I don’t have that problem any more.
The only thing that I wrote recently that was fictional was the Life [...]

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Well, it’s about that time. I’m at the edge of the civilized world in Oregon House, CA right now. I’ll leave for burning man tomorrow. I won’t have any cell phone or internet access for a week.
So, no blog entries either. I will miss you all. I will miss writing for you all.
These past few [...]

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BEST COMMENT PROVIDING EVIDENCE THAT SOMEONE TAKES MY EVALUATION OF COMMENTS TOO SERIOUSLY
Allen on Favorite Reader Comments, June 2008
I’m thinking about working on my candidacy for worst comments now. Hm…
BEST BLAH BLAH BLAH WITH SOME COMPLIMENTS THROWN IN BUT THEN HEY IT’S ALL ABOUT ME AND HERE’S A LINK TO SOMETHING I WROTE [...]

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On July 28th my subscriber count doubled. At first I couldn’t account for the sudden spike in readership. Then I remembered something (barely) about that night I got stoned with my lawyer.
Before we got high we went to a bar in San Francisco and saw an 80s cover band play. The band finished their set [...]

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A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ON GOOGLE TALK GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
me: got a DS
just arrived
nintendo DS i mean

leon: cool. now you can play nintendogs
do coke
bang hot chicks
Dude. Leon, I like the way you think. Sounds like a winning combo.
ADDITIONAL CORRESPONDENCE FROM YESTERDAY
I received two text messages from my sweet ex [...]

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In any relationship there is a before, a during, and an after part. In a monogamous relationship, I’m only into the before part. Fuck the rest of that shit.
Just kidding. That’s not really the way I feel. Or, I guess I should say, I don’t know if that’s the way I feel or not. [...]

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Simply put, I love comments. Even negative comments. I love attention. Even negative attention. I guess that’s just one of the things I have in common with Paris Hilton.
Anyways, here are my favorite reader comments from June, 2008.
BEST COURTEOUS COMPLIMENT REGARDING COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE POST
From: Missy on The Real Thing
I was in desperate need of inspiration, [...]

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