If It Feels Good Do It

cars look different
when you’re drunk.
no imperfections
absolute
they are like
toys.
you can’t see
their
rough
edges
in a glass elevator
going down.
but
eventually
you get there.
and the cars
are made of
sharp metal
once again.

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I’ll keep this short and sweet.
I moved last Thursday.
Last week I was so sick though I didn’t get much packing or preparation finished before that.
Thursday night I moved from around 7 p.m. until 4 p.m. on Friday the next day. I took a two hour nap at noon and that was the only sleep I [...]

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RENDEZVOUS II
I woke up at the Wild Wild West Hotel. I extricated myself from it.
I checked into the Hard Rock. My room would not be ready for a few hours. I called my ex ex girlfriend’s girlfriend and told her where I was. She drove over to pick me up.
While I was waiting A called [...]

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GRANDEUR
the thing about a rendezvous is, it’s easy for it to not happen. what would I do if A didn’t text me about where to meet her, her seven friends, and her sister who liked to get drunk and be crude?
I thought about that in the heat of Vegas. 105 degrees.
room 763 in a [...]

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ACTUALLY THIS ONE I JUST FORGOT AND I DON’T KNOW HOW THE EFF I DID
Before I was making an inter uh state reputation for myself, I was an anonymous badboy in the background.

Remember A? She took the above picture of her friend when I was still sitting by myself.
I saw A using me as background [...]

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IT’S ALL CONNECTED
Another multiple choice question listed at the end of the CHOPPER magazine that I bought was

Usually the most slippery place to ride is…
A. The center of the lane.
B. Near the shoulder.
C. Down the Hershey Highway.
D. Sue & Jean’s exotic massage parlor.

I met the three girls at the top of the stratosphere and the [...]

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I’m going to break some rules. I’m not going to tell you what happened at the bachelor party on Saturday night though.
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES
Sunday morning was the worst of times. It was the after effects of substance abuse. It was being single and alone in a [...]

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“Too bad you’ll miss Friday night, but I’ll see you with gun in hand on Saturday.”
Man.
This is gonna be good.

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