If It Feels Good Do It

Some people invite me to their parties. They think I’ll shave ahead of time. They think I won’t get drunk when I’m there. They especially think I won’t show up and hit on girls in that condition.
Some people are wrong, wrong, and especially wrong!
As you know, I went to a Googlers barbecue recently. It [...]

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One month ago on July 12th, I arrived in Irvine.
That seems like a million years ago.
My phone could not hold any more text messages, so I deleted them.
Since that time I have received 691 text messages. I know because there are 691 messages in my inbox. It’s a good thing I have the unlimited plan. [...]

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